So today we assembled the crib for unborn baby Seth!  Upon doing so we discovered this intriguing warning sticker…

Notice if you will the second line from the bottom… 

“The minimum age of the intended user shall NOT be less than 15 months”?!?!?!

Um… I’m pretty sure he’s going to come out less than 15 months.  Are they implying that no one under a year and 3 months should be entrapped within this baby cage?  SHIT!  Where are we going to put him for that long???

Damn crib companies and their legal loopholes!  ‘Oh!  What’s that?  Your baby got injured while in our crib?  And he was only 6 months?  Oh, well you know they’re not supposed to use this bed until they’re 15 months or older… so yeah…’

Butthole-faces…

:P